Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.
James: Hey, Bill, guess what?
Bill: What?
James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.
Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
Bill: What?
James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.
Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
by doctorwhy July 18, 2010
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by Pookie February 22, 2005
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A mental conflict where a person's beliefs do not align with reality, creating a feeling of unease and tension, which results in the person attempting to rationalize their belief to cope with the discomfort
A: "Trump is going to win this election by a landslide!"
*Trump loses the election*
A: "No way he lost, the election is rigged! Trump still won this by a landslide"
This person is experiencing cognitive dissonance
*Trump loses the election*
A: "No way he lost, the election is rigged! Trump still won this by a landslide"
This person is experiencing cognitive dissonance
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Get the cognitive dissonance mug.1.) To canoe and knit at the same time. Often an activity handsome young men named Liam partcipate in.
Girl #1: "Rachel, did you hear what Liam did this weekend? He conitnued."
Girl #2: "That's so rad. He's such a dreamy guy!"
Girl #2: "That's so rad. He's such a dreamy guy!"
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Could also be spelt "Cognitive Diarrhea", but it originated from a Brit, so we won't do that.
Could also be spelt "Cognitive Diarrhea", but it originated from a Brit, so we won't do that.
by Urbaxy July 8, 2020
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John: hey Mike how was that looney coitus you had with Sarah?
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*
Mike: it was great she literally dressed up like a clown and blew my dick like a balloon
*John and Mike high five*
by bigmanharbor November 23, 2022
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