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milking the cobra 

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"

The Sleeping Cobra 

When you fall asleep after getting a blowjob from your lover.
The Sleeping Cobra by anbro345 January 21, 2016

Like a cobra in the eye 

Used to describe sudden and unexpected events, not necessarily painful.
Realizing the coconut was gone was like a cobra in the eye.

Opening the bill was like taking a cobra in the eye.

ford mustang svt cobra 

A race car built by Ford, usually found in a Chevrolet's rearview mirror
yo i took my corvette z06 and my camaro ss and kicked the shit out of some ford mustang SVT cobra's on the dragstrip today

smelly cobra attack 

The ultimate reversal move for the fudgy badger where the givers genitals are consumed by the recipiant. ending in a blood orgy
Ah man i got caught giving a fudgy badger to my neighbor and she hit me with the smelly cobra attack. dang! >.<
smelly cobra attack by wesly May 12, 2006

hoodless cobra 

Janis is great, she loves the hoodless cobra.
hoodless cobra by Richie Pimental November 12, 2009