Corn clad cowpatties

Shit, turds, droppings, particularly after one has eaten corn. Usually left floating in the bowl as a surprise for the next visitor.

That stall was disgusting. Some asshole left the toilet full of corn clad cowpatties!

by anonymous non-flusher October 21, 2008

Caiden

Some homosexual who licks his best friend's hands.

stop licking him caiden

by PonyTardRepellence June 12, 2018

chaid

A penis with no head.

When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"

by G+AYAEGKASFG January 4, 2008

Claim My Anus

Where you Slap someones anus the other person says CLAIM MY ANUS

man:you like huh *spanks da booty*
girl:uhhh ohh yea CLAIM MY ANUS

by GamingPlus August 23, 2016

caiden

caiden is the bestest sexiest funniest zhongli haver. caiden is like a god. caiden has full hate clubs of obsessive people! and a protection squad if you dont like caiden then you are mentally deficient. only people with powerful minds can understand caiden. caiden is not a light yagami kinnie because he is an actual god!

i dont like caiden.
you should go to therapy or die
sorry.

by mitskifan3 May 21, 2021

Claine

Fucks all the hoes, snorts his way to a good time. Beaches and Blunts he always says.

John: “Man I really need a vacation.”
George: “ Just Claine it! Beaches and Blunts my guy!”

by SwaxyDabbington November 23, 2021

Calid

A person who is afraid of any weather besides sun.

J Hon is such a calid when it’s raining! Look at him scream!

by padder69420 January 2, 2022