chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming

Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."

by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021

Chum

Gay Dog

"Why does Gaston follow LeFou around like a dog?"

"Simple, they're LeFou's chum."

by YourSudoenim May 4, 2021

Chums

Something you ask for when you need some nicotine

Yo dude u got any chums ? I need a buzz hella bad.

Hell yea . Wanna go on a chum run after class?

by Brayden mcd January 23, 2021

chum breh

when someone has really bad breath that like their breath makes you gag and stuff!

jess: mate, what is that smell?!
craig: i duno i cant smell anything
jess: urrrghhh its your breath mate! youve got chum brehhhh!

craig has chum breh

by jna27 November 15, 2012

Chum

A pathetic bitc*

Don't fuc* with her bruh she's a chum

by Odd Crooks -- June 27, 2014

Chum

A word to describe a speckle connection between two friends.

Ya chum is here for ya.

by The special Moron December 29, 2018