Jew Chum

Any thing free or samples offered at grocery stores, bank etc...

A jew is incapable of passing up a tasting kiosk in a store or taking a pen everytime they enter a bank. Like blood is chum for sharks - free is chum to jews "Jew Chum"

by The Flanstraw November 9, 2011

Chum

A dry mixture of dead skin, hair, bacteria, fungi, yeast and viruses found on shavers, combs, brushes, derma rollers and other cosmetic tools. Has been found to be associated with acne, blemishes, ingrown hair, razor bumps, dandruff and conjunctivitis.

I have dirty chum on my razor. I need to clean the chum off of my razor.

by Chum Master April 10, 2025

chum

it’s just chum

Sheila is a big chum and likes to chum.

by chummy123 December 3, 2021

Chum bud

Buddies who enjoy watching fishing or cooking shows together, rather than chasing girls.

I didn’t go out last night, cause I was just hanging with my chum bud catching up master chef

by Cptkirk33 July 13, 2023

Chum

Adjective that be used in any situation for something good or pleasant.

1. Yo Bobby this food was so chum

2. Bro I fucked this girls last night it was chum af

by Allen Douglas Peterson-Herman January 8, 2022

chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

Chum Bucket

When another person throws up in your mouth while kissing passionately.

Person1: how was the club last night?
Person2: it was real fun until this chick decided to give me a chum bucket. After that I just got sad and went home

by Huge hammer69 September 1, 2023