the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008

Chuck Norris Facts

A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.

Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.

by asdf518 August 21, 2010

chuck norris

a amazingly cool kickass man often refered to as God Jr.

did you hear? chuck norris told that guy to separate the ocean!

by super de fuckin duper June 27, 2007

Chuck Norris

Slang term for a huge, masculine, kick-ass beard that any Lumberjack would be proud to grow. Reddish-orange color is optional but highly recommended.

John: "Did you see Joe's new Chuck Norris?"
Bill: "Hell yeah, that beard is so badass I felt like I got roundhouse kicked in the junk just from looking at it!"

by B-O-G July 24, 2008

chuck norris

Undefinable, utterly definition breaking.

This example was broken by chuck norris.

by BOOM_HEADSHOT August 8, 2007

Chuck Norris Shot

The Chuck Norris is a shot composed of 1 part Bourbon and 1 part 151 with as much tabasco as you can handle. You then place a few more dashes of tabasco on your hand, lick it off and take the shot. This is the REAL Chuck Norris Shot, not to be confused with the fruity weak sauce drink they consume in North Dakota. That is a drink Chuck Norris would never be caught drinking. If you respect Chuck Norris, drink this and teach your local bar how to make a proper Chuck Norris.

Barkeep! Give me a REAL Chuck Norris Shot!

by Matthew Forcella February 2, 2009

chuck norris

the most incredible being to ever walk the face of the Earth

Chuck Norris once had sex with a girl. The girl died, obviously. Chuck resurrected her with a roundhouse kick and proceeded to blow his load in her face. Yet, three generations were killed in the process.

by Costa Rica March 15, 2008