Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name

Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie

Christian by Cooneyes May 21, 2019

Christian

Someone with a 1.5 centimetre penis and yellow shit all over his teeth.

Christian doesn't own a toothbrush.

Christian by vgkjf May 27, 2019

Christian

christian is a straight up sexy dude .

He looks like a christian over there

Christian by mymanemane72 June 20, 2019

Christian

Some melon head wanker who fiddles with year two kids and has ears like dobby and teeth like bugs fucking bunny. His head looks like a baked bean gone wrong and his mum sewed up his anus because he deserved it. His breath stinks of his mums chicken curry and will never make it in life because he is a nonce and he is in Set 8.

Christian's dad's condom split and the cunt managed to be born. This prick needs to die.

Christian by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019

Christian

is mega frickin gay

christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud

Christian by iamamango July 30, 2019

Christian

Fat black nigga that don’t care about a single soul also know as the true definition of an asshole !

Christian: “Hi I’m Christian I make you fall in love and leave you for no reason

Innocent bystander: fuck you bastard

Christian by India Ta’Nae September 30, 2019

Christian

He is a stalker!!!! He stalks me and my friends!

Christian stalks me and my friends

Christian by Articfoxgirl1301 October 20, 2019