Chicago Inferno

The Chicago Inferno is a variant of the Pittsburg platter in which the person giving the act, has explosive diarrhea over a glass table with a person underneath it, the glass may brake which commonly leaves the observer covered in blood, glass and shit

“Dude,Dave got a Chicago Inferno last night!!!

by Jackie Robinson Raybam May 28, 2023

oral chicago

a sexual act also referred to as "deep dish" where a woman's sexual partner accepts her juices in his/her mouth and uses them to flavor a deep dish pizza or a hot dog

Andrew enjoyed giving Molly oral sex so much, he asked her if he could perform an oral chicago.

by Big Donkey 16 November 12, 2013

Chicago Mary

Another term by JC in Chicago. This is an affectionate term for all those attractive middle aged women (MILFS) that come to Chicago on business and troll the local bars looking for a one night sexual adventure.

She said she was from Kansas here on business but, turned out to be a Chicago Mary.

by Senior Elstonia May 2, 2015

chicago double

The act of ordering Wendy’s delivery twice in a single night

I would have been hungover were it not for that Chicago Double last night

by fraaancis May 22, 2021

Chicago Suntan

Getting flayed in the pattern of a farmers tan

Ah man, did you hear what happened to Johnny Two-socks? Earned himself a Chicago suntan

by SuspiciousPelican June 22, 2023

Chicago Strawberry

When you stick a strawberry roll into a woman pussy and eat it out of there before fucking her

Last night I gave Taylor a chicago strawberry before I gave her the cream filling.

by Tool1979 February 26, 2021

Chicago Sweep

Also called the Chicago Slide.

A driving maneuver in which a vehicle changes multiple lanes without pausing in each lane, in a "sweeping" motion. Named as such for the asshole semi truck drivers who utilize this method on the highways into and out of Chicago.

Driver: "The fuck?! That guy just cut me off from across the highway!"
Passenger: "Excellent Chicago Sweep, 10/10."

by pressyglue July 7, 2018