expert chef

1 - v. To toss seemingly random foods together in order to sate powerful hunger. Results vary from delicious to disgusting.

2 - n. Someone who expert chefs on a notably regular basis.

3 - n. The song after which the above terms were named, produced by semi-renowned webcomic artist Drew Dee, released under the pseudonym CRUDBUMP.

1. Ever since I've been skipping dinner at a reasonable time, I've found myself expert cheffing an awful lot after commons closes. Did you know that chocolate nicely complements most cheeses?

2. This year I decided to skip paying for a meal plan and buy all my own groceries so I could eat healthier. Needless to say, I've become a bit of an expert chef.

3. "Make you a trail mix with full size Kit-Kats / Do it real quick, show me where the bowl is at / Add some peanuts and mix 'em with some raisins / Put some M&Ms in and top it with some Craisins / I'm the Expert Chef."
- CRUDBUMP, "Expert Chef"

by Heavy Lobster November 16, 2010

Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.

Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.

by CheffinBob September 16, 2016

Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.

"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"

by Rusland June 18, 2019

microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020

Master Chef

Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.

Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.

by anonymous February 14, 2022

DJ CHEF

DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.

DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.

by fireone123 February 25, 2022

My name chef

Channing Tatum

Person 1: Hey have you seen chef?
Person 2: My name chef!
Person 1: hey that's pretty good.

by Snogin May 27, 2017