Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.

My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.

by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021

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Chapped

Somethings messed up or something bad happened and you got caught.

“The teacher caught me shacking in the bathroom”

“it’s chapped”
“Man mty pants ripped it’s chapped”

by Nick Radical February 3, 2024

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bustin yo chaps

Essentially just messing with someone. Similar to “pulling your leg”

“Bro why would you blow my grandma up??”
“Aight bruv chill innit im just bustin yo chaps cuh”

by hmm bet January 22, 2024

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chapped

someone whose dry or crusty... someone with no sense of humor or is salty

Sarah: Connor why are you being so salty
Elle: yeah Connor why are you so chapped right now

by hour3 art class December 2, 2015

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Chapping

When you’re smiling for no reason/if you’re hella geeked

Yo bro what you chapping about??

by MIKECHAP00 June 5, 2025

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Chapping

The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.

I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.

by Chapmaster420 April 9, 2023

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