Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndromemug. by Datboy____peanuts April 17, 2024
Get the Chapmug. "chap" beschreibt das Geräusch, welches beim zärtlichen Beissen einer Person entstehen würde. Die Intention ist es, seiner tiefen Zuneigung Ausdruck zu verleihen. Der Biss ist in dem Moment so gemeint, dass man durchaus etwas von der Person abbeißen würde - da dies in den seltensten Fällen wirklich erwünscht ist, wird durch die Nutzung von "chap" dieses Bissgeräuscht simuliert. In der Aussprache ist das "ch" ein kehliger Laut, der einem "ch" im Schwiizerdütsch durchaus ählich ist.
by sashi pl00m August 28, 2020
Get the chapmug. A know-it-all with the ability to be conversational. The ability, by itself, can also be referred to as Chap GPT. Term attempts to be gender-neutral, like 'dude', can't always control perception
Bake: What matters more, the process or the results?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
Cake: See, I'm pro-results. Hear me out, so life teaches you that you can't depend on results because they're not a reliable source to direct your sense of trust or direction within the universe, but you also can't live hungry and foolish. So, it depends on circumstances, nuance-dabba-doo; but I like results, what about you?
Cake: Why are you Chap GPT ing?
by acanwhatnow December 13, 2024
Get the Chap GPTmug. 
Get the Chapmug. after investigating tony's cadbury tunnel mike was most grateful. He vocalised his appreciation with the words "cheers chap"
by altros October 27, 2008
Get the Cheers chapmug.