Canada's history 

Octuple anal penetration performed by horses on a human female.

I have never seen anything like Canada's History.

Canada's history by wordman12 February 4, 2010

Canada's history 

A sex act involving moose antlers and maple syrup, usually involving deep anal penetration.

Bill, did you hear about the pictures of Sidney's canada's history?

Canada's history by omfgcaps February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Taking a dump someone's chest and pouring maple syrup over it.

You did what? Yeah, Canada's History... all over her chest.

Canada's History by SeriousCarl February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Inverted outdoor fellatio, performed mounted on horseback.

The longstanding Canadian publication "The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History", which is defined above.

Canada's History by Oh_yeah85 February 4, 2010

canada's history 

a metaphor or simile to describe incredibally bad sex.

ex. Mark was so bad last night, it was like getting read canada's history.

ex.

girl 1: Mark recited canada's history to me last night.
girl 2: It was that bad?
girl 1: Yep.

canada's history by im_cool_not February 4, 2010

canada's history 

all the worst, most explicit words all combined into one super-offending term, Canada's History.

Triggered by Canada's oldest magazine 'The Beaver' changing its name to 'Canada's history'. They changed it because the word beaver has become synonymous with the word vagina to internet-users, so Stephen Colbert called on fans to make 'canada's history' a sexual word as well.

That girl is a real **** **** **** ***..., you might think she's part of 'Canada's history'.

canada's history by omeezy_4_sheezy February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.

Canada's History by Cheodo February 4, 2010