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Canada's History

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television, involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

It has only been successfully accomplished three times. All of them by Americans, who didn't get the joke.

This is why the Stanley Cup now travels with armed guards.
Dude! America! "Canada's History" was a JOKE!!! We didn't mean for you to actually try it!
by Moose Hatchery February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
last night i woke up with a punctured anus. i mustve researched canada's history with dave
by Operandus February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's gift to the world, involves utilizing all traditional Canadian icons in a sexual act.
Did you bring the syrup? Taylor already brought her moose antlers and Clark is on his way with the Stanley Cup. It's Canada's History this month, remember?
by Door4mat. February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

1. A depraved sexual act.

2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.

3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.

4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"

2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"

3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"

4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
by V. Ege February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When a man is sexing a woman in the anus and his penis becomes covered in shit. He then pulls out his penis and jizz's in her eye, she than in return pisses in his mouth, which is already filled with mentoes and diet coke
Guy: o man i showed Cindy Canada's history last night!
Guy 2: ew dude fuckin gross
by Sendalay February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When 5 guys ejaculate into an exact replica of the Stanley cup and mix it with maple syrup. They then proceed to have sex with a woman who must sing "O Canada" while chugging the cup of Sperm. They all must wear moose antlers and all the guys will have Canadian flags hanging out their anuses.
Oh my god! Jimmy, John, Jack, Jose, and Juan all pulled a full Canada's History on Susie last night. She drank the whole cup!!!
by Wolfi3000 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A vile sexual act involving the Stanley Cup, a moose head, and maple syrup. The cup is filled with maple syrup, then doused upon the moose head, giving it a slippery, lubricated feel. You can figure out the rest.
We were looking to spice things up, so we tried Canada's History. I can never look at her the same.
by ColbertNation14 February 5, 2010
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