cogell

a wierd man who appears in your dreams and has a lisp and speech impetament

I had a dream about Cogell last night

by ananymousssss September 30, 2009

Cognitive Skirmisher

An epithet used to describe brainy and overly aggressive folks who enjoy acquiring knowledge at the expense of others' mental fatigue.

Cognitive - of or relating to acquiring knowledge
Skirmisher - soldiers whose purpose is to harass the enemy

"The dinner party last night was fun except for that Cognitive Skirmisher who bludgeoned my brain whilst he figured out his stance on Scottish secession."

by Terry-Rod September 26, 2014

Cognitive Load

1. a state of extreme mental exhaustion because of excessive content absorption or mind-numbing work
2. the state of your current brain power for any particular task or event

I have definitely hit my cognitive load on learning this new spreadsheet process. Time for drunk slushies!

by Golden Rules September 5, 2015

cogen

Illuminati on steroid's

My mom is apart of the cogen

by Raconteur37 July 9, 2016

Cograth

The perimeter of some ones ass -

Dave: hey billy
Billy: hey Dave

Dave: have you seen heathers cograth?
Billy: yes mate it's huge

by Madddieeeezz June 3, 2017

coguor

A very indefinite name for a woman , in her late 1000s, who is not physically capable of doing anything other than drinking the alcohoool.After sitting through hours of New Age rhetoric, I decided to have a crack at writing code to generate it automatically and speed things up a bit. I cobbled together a list of New Age buzzwords and cliché sentence patterns and this is the result.So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and family members.We are merely the evolution of ideas. Backwards projected thoughts and actions, backwards projected so that we can correct and therefore change our future before we live it.Embrace! Live the absolute concept, it will never change, but it will change your life if you manifest the courage to do so.

coguor

by Smarkt man October 2, 2017

cogheart

For the love of bicycles.

As a true cogheart I always use my bicycle, whatever the weather.

by patstoner February 14, 2018