christina punua kramer boorman

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is the most amazing person you could ever know or have in your life. She is my band and choir teacher (middle school) and I love her a lot. She is beautiful, sweet, kind, funny, weird, understanding, accepting, and so much more!! She means everything to me, and that’s the whole reason I’m writing this - so that one day, hopefully, she will be curious about what comes up for her name in The Urban Dictionary, and will see this. I don’t know where I’d be in life without her. I don’t know who I’d be. She’s changed me and my life in so many ways, and I could never thank her enough. So, Mrs. Boorman, if you ever read this, know that I love you, and that you are everything to me. Know how great you are.

I love you, and as of when I’m writing this, I miss you. Hug hug
-Love, your barnacle

Christina Punua Kramer Boorman is my favorite person in the whole world!!

by Human34 May 26, 2021

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Christina Ricci Reach Around

When a female cuts off all circulation to her head so her eyeballs begin to pop out and she proceeds to give her male partner a handjob from behind!!!

Dude, She finally gave in and I got a Christina Ricci Reach Around!!!

by Nesta22 June 19, 2010

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Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you?

A disturbing question I asked Chris walking home in a drunken state.

Would you let Christina Aguilera bugger you with a strap on?

by Dave Eras August 13, 2004

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Christina Grimmier

A person who believes that Christina Grimmie's death was actually a hoax or a publicity stunt pulled by the singer herself. Alternatively, they may believe that her death was orchestrated by a higher power in an attempt to silence victims of rape or sexual assault within the music industry.

Man, Doug is the last person I expected to be a Christina Grimmier. Those people are as nuts as truthers and birthers.

by Mizelle Avery October 16, 2017

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