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Disgruntled Carwash

When one “butt chugs” a bottle of soda (pop, carbonated drink), and sprays it at an individual. but strictly only on the occasion that the act is done through a car window.
“I hit Greg with a good ol’ “Disgruntled Carwash” last week, boy was he mad”.
by Himmothy Neutron April 27, 2024
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Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.
The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash
by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025
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Downtown Carwash

The downtown carwash is a sexual act which is performed at a self service carwash. It consists of one person blowing a load into another's anus, and then immediately shoving the pressure washer wand into their rectum. Once inserted the trigger on the pressure washer is squeezed at full blast.
I took Jimmy out last night, gave him the ole downtown carwash.
by iSHIDDEDandFARDED January 18, 2026
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Jersey City Carwash

Taking a dump immediately after taking a shower.

Like getting your car cleaned, and immediately having a Jersey City bum throw a bag of shit on your car as you leave. Also, if a flock of birds drop shits on your car after it was washed.
After a nice long hot shower, I was livid when my stomach started rumbling and I knew I was about to have to take a Jersey City Carwash.
by Getfighted138 January 19, 2022
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