Salami Bouquet

A term used to describe when multiple men come over to ”cheer up” your wife.

We’re going over to Sally’s house to give her the ol’ salami bouquet.

by Hot Mayo November 22, 2021

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Caca Boudin

A swear word in french that actually has no offensive value. Which can be equivalent to, Darn it! Holy mother of god!, etc

Salut Chéri quoi de neuf à l'école ? Caca Boudin !

by free robux 2021 November 15, 2022

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Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

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Away Bouquet

Something you say to people who perform extreme fumbles in reference to them having fumbled so bad that they will die and that these are the flowers you are giving them as a remembrance gift.

How did you miss that shot dude? That's it, I'm sending you your Away Bouquet.

by OogaBooga72 March 12, 2026

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The Bouquet

Noun
A sexual situation involving multiple forms of penetration occurring simultaneously in the same place. Often referred to jokingly as “daisy chain’s unhinged cousin."

“They started with a daisy chain and somehow ended up with The Bouquet.”

by TurtleWrastler December 29, 2025

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