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empty batting average

A baseball player who routinely hits for a high batting average but has limited power and patience, thus his OBP and SLG rates would more commonly be attached to batting averages significantly lower than his.

A lack of speed is part of this as well, but since stolen bases are not counted as part of SLG or any other stat other than stolen bases, said players that steal a lot would appear to have empty averages at first glance.
Despite winning the 2006 batting title, Freddy Sanchez walked just 31 times and hit only 11 home runs. His OPS that year was just .851. He also only stole 3 bases. He is the empty batting average poster man.

Juan Pierre's career .710 OPS with a .297 batting average would put him up here, but it wouldn't be as glaringly obvious if his stolen bases were accounted for.
by Downvoting Victim August 28, 2011
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batting practice

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down
by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009
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bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.
Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...
by inbrambles January 18, 2013
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batting thru

Staying at lunch through the work day, then going home straight from the restaurant or pub (hopefully, with alcohol involved).
I often get way too buzzed at lunch and end up batting thru instead of going back to the office.
by benito ricohombre August 8, 2014
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Butting the Brownie

The process in which a man or women proceeds to shove their freshly laid excrement back up their arse.
"Can I use the bathroom?"
"No, Mike's in there butting the brownie."
"...Disgusting."
by Ringworm400 December 8, 2014
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Boating

Erick- "Hey dude, Whatchu doing?"
Donnie- "Nothing man, Im just boating"
by KiddoDefs January 3, 2017
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Bolting

The art of behaving somewhat obnoxious and soberly drunk. people who enjoy bolting are fans of creating loud noises and making a scene.
Oh please ignore the guy dancing on the table, he's not drunk, he's just bolting again.
by WhottaWhitt June 12, 2016
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