Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

Taco Bell Buzzer Beater

After eating copious amounts of Taco Bell/Mexican food and having to shit extremely bad, right as your ass comes in contact with the toilet seat the shit flies out, nearly missing the bathroom floor.

Oh god, I'm going to have to have a Taco Bell Buzzer Beater if I have one more bite of this burrito.

by 213409523458092 May 3, 2014

egg beater

A sexual maneuver with a degree of difficulty 9.9. Requires a woman who has given birth to triplets lately. You put your feet inside of her and kick in a bicycle motion - like you are an egg beater. You are also literally beating her eggs, so it works on two levels.

Man, I just slept with Kate from Kate Plus 8. I busted out the egg beater on her.

by mister creepy February 23, 2011

beater

Largest piece of shit car. Candiates are, but not limited to, Mercury Tracer, Geo Metro, any Toyota Camry of any year, or any shitty car that you would only ride in with a bag over your head, or it smells, looks, drives, and tastes bad.

Guy 1: Hey man, Check out my new whip!

Guy 2: Dude, that thing's a fucking beater.

by Larry Davidzz November 14, 2011

old beater

women who have hit the wall as far as their looks go.

This bar is full old beaters. Dude, what were thinking, she's a beater?

by expiii April 16, 2014

bean beater

When a man is jerking off and his balls slap the pinky finger side of his hand, he is bean beating!

Don’t shake that dudes hand, he’s a bean beater!

by Redjack411 May 28, 2018

belters

slang for "idiots"
originated in dundee, but has spread to other parts of the UK

bloke from dundee: "would ya look a tha
em men tryna eat tha lampost!wa a bunch a belters!"

by j gollick July 13, 2006