Banter Shorts

A pair of boxer shorts worn with the intention of causing all sorts of sin, debauchery, mischief and copious amounts of banter whilst out for the night.

The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.

I've got the banter shorts on lads! Shit's about to get fucked up!

by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011

bantelope

When banter reaches a whole new level. A conversation that consists of constant funniness and full of banter and laughter.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.

if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"

Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"

by known?no September 1, 2011

Hawkins Banter

1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)

Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.

by WFAF February 4, 2008

Banter FC

A term used for a football club during their downfall/banter era or when they have an embarrassing result. It's mainly used as another name for Manchester United FC.

Sam: Do you know whose battling the league division 1 relegation?
Ady: Yeah, the team who defeated Manchester United 4-0, MK Dons, forget about premier league teams! 😂
Sam: Most over priced over paid banter! 😂
Both: Banter FC 0-4 MK Dons 🤣 🤣

by Footballist December 22, 2019

banielle didwell

When having sex in the normal stand up position, where the girls legs are wrapped around the man. The man does a cartwheel while his penis remains inside of the girl. The maneuver while being quite tricky is very impressive to the girl. She will definitely be coming back for more.

So i was banging this girl, and i did the banielle didwell, she has been wanting more since

by !@#$%^&**&^%$#@! October 8, 2010

Banterliscious

something that is socially, morally or physically unacceptable in public, but is still said to make dry remarks about people with terminal conditions.

e.g. "You have terminal cancer.."

- "aahhhh thats banterliscious!"

by Banterman12345 December 20, 2012

banted

A word used to describe past banter.

Guy 1: Did you butt fuck that girl Alisha in the crack den?
Guy 2: Bro, we banted about this yesterday
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by bettylandretty April 26, 2017