Lilly Baker

A crackhead that loves being an idiot and doesn’t shut up

Lilly Baker is a Crackhead

by Crabbythecrackhead April 24, 2019

sperm baker

The status rendered to the female gender as a result of compulsory pregnancy.

Parents tell daughters they can be anything they want, whether it's CEO of a company or CEO of the country (aka President of the United States). Apparently, they're all full of s*** since the female's ultimate role, according to the so-called "pro-life" movement, is to serve as a sperm baker for the male gender, specifically, his sperm.

by FedUpWithBeingBitchSlappedYetLadies? May 26, 2006

clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

by G-MONEY06492 August 2, 2006

tyler baker

I someone you can always can count on, a true friend, and a person who won't judge you no matter what

You're a real Tyler Baker

by Noodledudebrotho December 3, 2016

bakers dozen

Sexual intercourse involving 12 men and one girl which includes fucking her vagina, ass, mouth, tits, hands, chin , feet and back of the knees. At the end she should be sprayed with a fountain of cum causing her to drown.

My classmate is having a bakers dozen on Saturday!

by John2493 February 10, 2010

Bakers Dozen

A Bakers Dozen is a recent Marine Corps tradition in which 13 people evacuate their bowels into one toilet consecutively without flushing. Can be a highly effective corrective measure, but isn't always done for any particular reason. As all things in the Marine Corps, the Bakers Dozen must be executed with the utmost professionalism, integrity, and attention to detail.

SGT: "Give me 3 bodies!"
*3 PFCs jump up"
SGT: "Go grab a shovel out of the supply closet and head to second deck, room 215."
PFC: "What do you want us to do with a shovel on second deck, SGT?"
SGT: "Another Bakers Dozen, the 3rd fucking one this month. Expect to hear it from Gunny during the brief tomorrow..."
PFC: "YUT YUT, BLOOD GUTS KILL RAH"

by Alvin J Yakitori June 15, 2013

Mrs. Baker

A english teacher who is also known as JUICEBOX who spends her days watching her dog brody lick his own asshole and sometimes lets brody lick Tims butthole :)

brody Baker Juicebox Mrs. Baker

by Butthole sniffer 13 August 11, 2012