cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

by Vineet December 1, 2003

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007

cream on a bagel

a certain amount of men stand around a bagel and they all try to ejaculate. the last man to cum has to eat the bagel.

bob, steve, donnie, and jake start to jack off around a bagel and they all cum but steve so steve eats the bagel thats why its called cream on a bagel

by a.v.s.p. January 6, 2009

Bagel Boy

A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk

Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?

by paul baloff October 18, 2017

Boca Bagel

The art of putting Philadelphia cream cheese around the lips of a woman's vagina and adding lox to the pelvic region.

Steven could not wait to get home to have a boca bagel.

by Billy Bob Johnson Jay January 10, 2008

African Bagel

A sex position in which the women places her legs behind her head, and the man penetrates her through the rear and pulls out to ejaculate on her. It is highly favored among African tribe leaders.

Bitch you better get down and African Bagel.
or
They were doing the African Bagel all night long.

by Pdidhe January 23, 2011

jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

by ohyeahmesohorny July 15, 2009