Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018

Badger Boys

Followers of Eastwood Town FC who sing behind the goal in either the Tip End (Chewton Street) or the Cock End.

To the badger Boys 1-0

by tokenman November 07, 2009

ginger badger

A crusty light brown and tan skidmark! Usually found in RAF tradesmens under garments. Caused by fry ups from T bars scattered across military units.

I shouldnt have eaten that fry up......I darent fart as I think I may put a Ginger badger in my back pocket!

by Jeff Curnock August 29, 2007

cunt badger

a viciously mean person or animal.

Holy shit, that lunch lady was meaner than a cunt badger!

by swt1124 January 29, 2009

badger milk

like steroids but with more omph!!! and better and faster and more powerful results

bri serves a volleyball over the net and it goes across the endline because she is so powerful.

birdy: 'Roids!!!
taylor: on the badger milk are we bri??

by AllieBaBy02010 March 18, 2006

poking the badger

The act of harassing, cajoling or otherwise provoking a reaction from a crabby overworked colleague.

"Daves still not completed that document and I asked him a thousand times!" "Don't worry- just keep poking the badger"

by Gravydavy December 12, 2015

Releasing the Badger

1.) The escape of one's own odor from the rear.

2.) The art of releasing gaseous fumes from the body strategically so mortal enemies unknowingly walk through them.

Jackie: Nikki I have been releasing the badger all over the store.

by Baby Badger March 27, 2010