Still water is water that is not flowing, therefore containing large quantities of brain-eating amoeba.
I started my winter arc by using my Balkan rage to drink still water while doing the Jamaican stare and listening to Mango Mango Mango Phonk (Slowed).
by Oklahoma Rage Official October 6, 2024

contaminated water with viruses and bacteria, it can be thick, giving its name of still water. it is also often used by gen z's.
by TheRealBruceWayne December 31, 2024

by GardenGaia November 11, 2017

by derogatoryterms September 29, 2022

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

If you are talking to multiple people on AIM and just out of coincidence, nobody responds for a short period of time.
Person A is talking to B and C. A types a message to B and then types a message to C, but neither respond right away.
and so, it's a stand-me-still.
and so, it's a stand-me-still.
by Pseudomeyeudo August 8, 2009

Those people right over there are still hating the presidential election.
Why are people still hating, get your life together, stop worrying about everyone else and how they're living their life and such..
Sitting around enjoying the chatter of shit and suffering from horrid diarrhea of the mouth, yikes.
Why are people still hating, get your life together, stop worrying about everyone else and how they're living their life and such..
Sitting around enjoying the chatter of shit and suffering from horrid diarrhea of the mouth, yikes.
by HatersLoveMe February 22, 2013
