Burrito Buddy

A burrito that you are intimate with to completion AND you eat it afterwards.

If you don't eat it completely, it's still just a burrito that you had relations with.

My Burrito Buddy satisfied me in more ways than one.

Burrito Buddy by Not Veles' minion June 7, 2022

burrito super 

wat pablo ordeers at Chipotle;
A burrito with everything on it with extra queso and corn

Chipotle employee: hi pablo what u want today
Pablo: burrito super

burrito super by dicktobert June 7, 2022

Burrito Fairy 

When a woman of Hispanic descent suddenly becomes thick seemingly overnight, especially after being attractive and skinny throughout her life

She was really hot until the Burrito Fairy paid a visit.

Burrito Fairy by Edgy72 June 28, 2022

Burrito bag 

An uncircumcised chode

That burrito bag was wider than it was long and also had foreskin

Burrito bag by JuDucky March 18, 2023

Burrito's tatas 

Rushmore Titties, mommy milkers, teddy's hands pillows, oxygen provider...

Burrito's tatas

Burrito's tatas by coffee_man March 27, 2023

Burrito bang 

Where you wrap up another human in a blanket tightly and proceed to bang them violently, generally with consent. Not to

Dude, I got that new blanket off amazon and wrapped my girlfriend up in it and proceeded to burrito bang her!

Burrito bang by MasterOfTides August 19, 2023

Burrito after dark 

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

Burrito after dark by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023