Cup of Buff

When one farts in one's hand and serves it up to their own or another's face.

He just served me the foulest cup of buff when I turned my head.

While I was eating popcorn in the theater, my girlfriend served me her own special cup of buff.

by forgottencastaway July 10, 2017

head buff

another word for blowjob/fellatio

Marta made Johnny's tip glow after giving a detailed head buff.

by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009

buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.

Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.

by dadafari January 17, 2010

Buff a ho

When a player hits the strip club and "Buffs A Ho" with his cash. May refer specifically to the act of dropping bills on a stripers ass, essentially buffing the area as it passes.

Watch me in the club while I buff a ho.

by tbonics April 18, 2016

hella buff

Someone is 'very' or 'extremely' buff

Damn B you look hella buff in that picture you posted!

Aw thanks babes

by Girl26351752 June 7, 2016

shittle buff

when you mess something up and dont care.

guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.

guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.

girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!

boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.

by that one guy jr June 29, 2010

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018