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Divorced with benefits

When you're not married anymore or dating but your'e still fucking.
Marriage had been OK but Divorced with benefits was even better. Tons of sex and none of the frustration.
by ApricotFields June 25, 2020
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Grandmas with benefits

1. Grannies who get together on the weekends to "play chess" and "knit".

2. Elderly friends who have intercourse but are not seriously emotionally involved with each other.
"Rachel and I like to get together sometimes to have fun when my husband can't satisfy me. It isn't a big deal, we're just Grandmas with benefits"
by ClubBottle September 25, 2022
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Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut
Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.
by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023
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benefit

an advatage or profit gained from something
i have a benefit
by anonymous October 6, 2022
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Benefit-syndrome

Being absolute full retard and making absolute zero sense in anything, ever.
Man, Benefit-syndrome is spreading like wildfire. I swear everyone around me has a major case of it.
by DeeOrzz December 16, 2011
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benefit buddy

Similar to friends with benefits; However the people involve, while friendly, are not usually friends. Either socially, academically, or professionally they are typically casual associates or acquaintances.

Where 'friends with benefits' are typically friends in addition/prior to sexual gratification, benefit buddies remain 'on-call' for sexual gratification, but typically avoid all other forms of contact if it can be avoided
My math tutor is my benefit buddy; He's shows me math, and I show him my bedroom. Other than that we don't associate.
by Ecclesies December 9, 2016
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