cup of autism 

What you get when you fill a cup with an autists ass sweat.

I used to have a will to live, till i got a cup of autism.

cup of autism by FOLLOWTHETRAINCJ!! April 4, 2017

Voter-autism 

A condition caused by having children. It leaves a person unable to fill in a voter registration card, remember how to fill in a ballot, drive to a polling place, or remember election day at all. or Any excuse to not vote by parents.

Jane had drop the youngest off at day-care before work, and Dick had to pick the oldest up from football after work. Neither voted on election day and now we are stuck with Rick Scott. I hate voter-autism

Voter-autism by Tanninhater July 23, 2011

Reverse Autism 

A diagnosis given to you when you have 18 or less Chromosomes instead of 22, this makes a little too average, but a really bad speech impediment.

You have Reverse Autism.
Reverse Autistic person, "auuughggguaauhhhg"

Reverse Autism by Laborin Jameees May 6, 2017

Hereditary Autism 

Hoyt Pence

"When you confidently yell out the wrong answer in class, you have hereditary autism"

Hereditary Autism by .Thicc. May 10, 2017

liquid autism 

When a non autistic person is saying stuff so autistic you could fill a glass with the autism that is coming out of his mouth.

Yo this dumbass be spittin' liquid autism all over the place.

liquid autism by MaxPare July 10, 2017

liquid autism 

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

liquid autism by MaxPare July 12, 2017

Hardcore autism 

It's very similar to normal autism but it's much stronger and very damageing to braincells for a normal person to see it. It's also pretty rare.

Person A: Wth is he doing???
Person B: DON'T LOOK, you may get tumor in your eyes?!
Person A: Why?
Person B: He has hardcore autism!

Hardcore autism by litless November 28, 2017