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assmonkey

An incredibly unlikely thing that has happened.
From the expression "that'll happen when monkeys fly out my ass"; if that things has happened, it could rightly be called an assmonkey. You could also call it a "flying assmonkey" to distinguish it if you had to.
by herculaneum November 23, 2006
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assmonkey

A monkey with an obscenely large ass, so large that its head actually goes up its ass.

You can buy them in places that are infested with assmonkeys, such as, the white house. "bo-de-gas", nigga
"hey is that derek?"

"yeah, hes a fuckin assmonkey"

"who cares"
by r0fl December 11, 2007
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assmaster

bein about a big greasy bootie. smackin, flippin and rubbin it down. a master of that ass.
assmaster_I smacked that big greasy bootie down with a spattula. im the ass master. im the assmaster

it keeps telling me im not using assmaster in my example. here's my assmaster sentence dang
by chambrey March 1, 2008
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assbandit

a sexual action when sticking your thumb in your partners ass while doing them from behind
i have heard most women enjoy the assbandit very much
by sssharris February 4, 2004
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assmongrels

A word used in frustration; similar to pain and fuck
1. Assmongrels, I stepped on this pile of shit.
2. Assmongrels!
by Halipender Arpneer July 7, 2004
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assaninacal

combination of asinine and analitical. over thinking something to the point of being rediculousely stupid and completely pointless.
the amount of time invested in this definition was astronomicaly assaninacal.
by Star Honez October 18, 2007
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assmonkey tagger

someone that tags the wrong ppl on facebook
"assmonkey tagger"

hey you "assmonkey tagger"..........thats not me in that pic!!
by puss_boots November 28, 2009
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