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alcoholic hostility

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.
alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...
by michael foolsley December 31, 2014
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hiroshima of alcohol

When a whole carton of beer or a bottle of spirits is dropped and smashed. People will often step away from the contaminated zone and only the generous will assist the victim to clean up and provide a new stock of booze (such assistance will render the victim dependent on the aid provider).

It can lay waste to a party, leaving people with thousand yard stares and in a state of dispair. Rare event, causes shock, uncertainty and fear. Can start arguments. Alcohol rationing can result. If no rationing can lead to 'haves' and 'have nots'.

A single occurence at a party will seriously affect the party. A second occurence can be catastrophic and end said party. It can even cause people to go straight home and not venture out further. In extreme occurences, it can lead to people curtailing their future social activities.
Jane: hey Tommy, what was the party like last night?
Tommy: horrible, I don't want to talk about it.
Jane: why not?
Tommy: some idiot knocked over the table with all the spirits on it. All of the booze was gone in an instant. It completely wrecked the party. People were looking at each other, like, what happened? how did this happen? what the fuck are we gonna do now? horrible
Jane: what a clutz. Sounds like a hiroshima of alcohol, best that you get out of there
by Fist of fury August 31, 2013
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Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.
“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic
by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019
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Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.
"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."
by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011
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Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol
That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic
by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018
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anonymous alcoholics

Where people go drinking but don't tell each other their names
I don't know you, but let's get drunk. We'll go to anonymous alcoholics
by Suiper December 8, 2017
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alcohol contact

a person who is of legal drinking age and uses his/her privilege to provide alcohol to minors that he/she keeps contact with
Dude you got any booze?
No, but I can call up my alcohol contacts, they'll get me some.
by UM North Quad April 24, 2010
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