Albert The rat

a mutant rat that skateboards with a broken foot.

Person 1: what does Albert The Rat mean?
Person 2: Albert The Rat means Rodent and ret

by AlfredoTheRAt March 10, 2021

Albert Einstein Upper Cut

When u deliver a perfectly timed & calculated upper cut with the right mathematic power and angle to knock someone the fuck out!!

They should have stopped fuckin with Einstein to bad he reached a boiling point and gave that bully a Albert Einstein upper cut but dammn u see the form.and momentum I'm shocked his head dident fly off!

by MXC_KENNYxBLANKENCHIP November 16, 2014

Albert

Albert is flamingo, mrflimflam, flamgo, flingo, Mr Flip Phone, mrflimfart, and i could keep going all day.
He's a youtuber. He play games. He scream. He farts on camera. Hail Albert. Hail FELIPE.
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1. ALBERT FATTY
2. ALBERT NOOB
3. ARE YOU ALBERT FALMINGO?
4. IS ALBERT THE GIRL?
5. HOWDY CLEETUS ALBERT

by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020

Albert

Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad

Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.

by xX_69_Tomat0_l0veR_69_Xx April 19, 2018

Albert

Shitty lawyer

He's an albert

by Singlerob November 22, 2021

Albert

Alpha Male who likes boobs.
Owns zero-two body pillow

Look,Albert,put on your bra!

by kidamogus October 6, 2021

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023