is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
Get the Honduran alarm clockmug. by ababyr3fga8t5mhf85i April 4, 2022
Get the japan eas alarmmug. Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.
by B-rizzle June 24, 2019
Get the the all queer alarmmug. The smell of bacon frying in the morning that permeates throughout the home thus awakening anyone sleeping in. Whether they wake because they love bacon or are afraid they will miss breakfast.
"Dude, I couldn't sleep any longer, your porcine alarm clock told me I needed to grab some bacon before it was all gone"
And
"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
And
"Are you setting the porcine alarm for the morning?" "Hell yes, I got 2 lbs of smoked thick cut bacon ready in the fridge"
by TommyGunz519 September 11, 2011
Get the Porcine Alarm Clockmug. A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.
by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 28, 2021
Get the Fire-alarm-guymug. by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
Get the Alabama Alarm Clockmug. An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
by Garydog November 18, 2021
Get the desperados alarm clockmug.