Cult of Alcohol

The prevalence of alcohol in most societies around the world. Adherents of the Cult of Alcohol maintain that alcohol is a more acceptable drug than marijuana or hallucinogenics and enforce its involvement in most facets of society. The idea of using other drugs or no drugs is foreign to Alcohol Worshipers, and they quickly become irritable if an event does not provide them with their drug of choice.

I wanted to go rock climbing, but my friends in the Cult of Alcohol dragged me to the bar and got drunk.

by He Who Must Not Be Named September 20, 2021

Gyroscopic Alcoholic

Drinking enough alcohol while on a boat such that your drunken swaying counteracts the rocking of the boat and you remain perfectly balanced.

“Wow, how are you so good at playing darts while on this rocky boat?”
“I’m a Gyroscopic Alcoholic”

by saintpat1966 November 1, 2019

Alcohol d.j

The type of d.j. at a nightclub mostly full of underage people who’s music only sounds good after you’ve had a few drinks

Oh my god I hate being the sober friend, this bar is full of alcohol d.j’s

by Hippie chippy December 18, 2018

Grandpa Alcohol

An affectionate term to refer to alcohol and its ability to earn you friends and make women like you.

"Hey man, I really like that chick, but I don't know how to take it to the next level."
"Sounds like you need to talk to Grandpa Alcohol."

by Jiggle Swami September 14, 2011

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 6, 2022

alcoholics unanimous

a group of alcoholics that are the opposite of alcoholics annonymous

dad: did u go to ur AA meeting today?
me: no i went to alcoholics unanimous
dad:??

by lilsamsixty9 June 2, 2021

Eco-Alcoholic

An eco alcoholic is someone who acts drunk but not has consumed alcohol

That man doesn't drink alcohol but he drunk? He's an Eco-Alcoholic

by Grenadian Terrance June 7, 2018