Giant Woody

Owo

That mans giant woody looks like a Sonk Ponkle

by The Amazing Flabble Smark Man March 26, 2023

Woody Rat

Woody Rat is a rat from the series from youtube and also has a big social media following on other platforms

Woody rat is a chad.

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Woody

something that u see when u wake up, also considered as an extra leg or bone

ayo today i got the biggest woody no cap

by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023

Woody Towel

A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.

With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.

by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011

Woodie

A nickname given to someone Georgian after they keep on saying "What's up With it"

Charlie Redman: Hello

Dave: Hello With it
Charlie Redman: Hello woodie!!
Dave: Sure!

by hellowithit123 May 1, 2024

poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

Woody Psychosis

Constantly nagging about someone who you hate to a friend.

Woody psychosis has had me complaining about Woody to everyone and I can’t stop.

Example: Woody is a terrible person and sucks. I can’t believe you still hang out with him!

by Borat Vanilla Face August 15, 2025