mop fucker

someone who has a stick so far up their ass that they are pretty much doing anal with a mop.

ella: donald trump is still my president!
mia: you mop fucker shut up

by swooping season May 19, 2021

crotch mop

A crude reference to a tampon.

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.

by KraigG July 20, 2008

mop butt

Mop butt is the act of getting a mop shoved up your ass.

Omg did you hear that Tyler got mop butted?

by annabelle_621 June 8, 2020

froff mop

A froff mop is a special mop used to clean up the froff (froth) that is expelled from a womans vagina when she is stimulated sexually.

After the 10th consecutive screening of magic mike xxl the cinema attendents froff mop was worn out. He had to borrow anothet froff mop to clean up the rest of the froff.

by nigeLpredator February 8, 2017

shitty mop

You put a bunch of shit on yo mop then when someone uses it there is shit all over the floor

I shit on a mop and I'm going to use it to make my whole floor smell like shitty asses

My gf gave me a shitty mop and made it look like it wasent dirty not my floor smells like ass

by That dud July 2, 2017

blood mop

Another term for a tampon

I had to go out and get my old lady a box of blood mops.

by BlackChappy June 9, 2007

Chrizz mop

An idiot, dolt or stupid fellow. Often a lame mutha fucka, a Danos or Chris

Pick that shit up you fuck'n chrizz mop

by Z February 19, 2005