loose minor

A loose minor, is an underage individual, who is "loose" or available for the taking😏 Not spoken for or vulnerable for purchase.

"Dude, did you see Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor"

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Schrodinger's Minor

A Minor, usually between the ages of 16 and 17, that uses it as an excuse for their behaviour, claiming that their age makes it so they shouldn't face any consequence for their actions, but still expect you to both respect their opinion (you can't disagree with them because they're a minor and they don't know any better) while also not treat them like a child (they're a minor but they're very mature and their opinion is important, even if the matter at hand is 18+ which they shouldn't be interacting with in the first place) but due to their age (16-17) they do, indeed, know better, most people who act like this will change their trick once they're 18 by claming your opinion doesn't matter because you're older than them, this never seems to end well however.

Minor(17): KILL YOURSELF

NotMinor(18): I don't think you should say that

Minor(17): WHAT???? IM LITERALLY A MINOR DO NOT SPEAK WITH ME YOU PEDOPHILE

In this case the minor showcases an example of Schrodinger's Minor, they do not take any responsibility for what they said and instead attack the person who replied to them claiming that they're a minor and they shouldn't interact with them.

by afon the dumbass December 25, 2023

Ohio minors

Ohio minors is a current team in the MSL with arguably the worst record in mankind. Scared to face the mighty Grizzlies or goal scoring machine Luca Tucci.

“Ohio Minors more like Ohio Quitters”
“The Grizzlies are too good, we’re Indian B team and they’re Italy”(Because Italy is the best at soccer)

by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

Midget Minority

A midget minority is a dwarf that is also a minority, but most commonly a sec offender, and no one knows why

I see a midget minority over there!

You know that means that they are a sec offender right?

Wait, really?

No, not all of them, but most of them

by BuffaloNuggs August 30, 2022

Minorer

A word used to deceive someone who is more of a minor than someone else

You are way Minorer than me

by Deqlusiv June 13, 2025

Cuckolded minor

A person under the age of 18 who is cuckolded by adults who appear to be a crush or a love interest to minors but get used by other adults as the minors watch them

The age of consent turned me into a cuckolded minor, now my teachers or my favorite female adults will just deny me, they wont fuck me Even if I turned 18 years old

by komira July 17, 2024

Minor magnet

An adult who tends to date and attract people under the age of 18

Did you hear how old his girlfriend is? He sure is a minor magnet

by skenny08 December 17, 2023