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Fuck a friend day 

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵
Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

go fuck a tree

A way to tell a person to leave you alone when they're annoying you.

similar to playing go hide and fuck yourself
Girl: Omg Tommorow's my Birthday! Do you want to Come!??

Boy: No Go Fuck A Tree
go fuck a tree by ¿Dean? February 13, 2007

Fuck a dead pony

When one attempts to have sexual intercourse with their partner who is fast asleep.
Keith tried to fuck a dead pony last night.
Fuck a dead pony by Daisymoo June 13, 2015

a good fuck 

A woman who knows to work with you on journey to where you both want to go~
A woman who keeps her lips soft and moist when she kisses. A woman who knows how to move with you and grip while twisting and rolling with you. A good fuck is a babe with a soft touch, warm hands, strong hips, thighs and the stamina to keep up with you. As for me, I feel I should be a man - get her hot with my touching, drink her moisture with my lips and use my tongue get her off two or three times. I want her floating before I go in .
a good fuck by Thunder_06 April 9, 2006

Fuck-a-Slut 

Mark: Dude, can you lend me 20? I wanna go down to Fuck-a-Slut.

Go fuck a Blender 

a way of showing extreme hatred of another individual, usually a guy, unless it is for a girl that has desided to change sex. Used best when the mood is a happy one yet your feelings towards the one you hate are not out in the open. perfect with evils
mark: im sorry. i didnt mean to run over your son twice. it wont happen again.

tom: Go fuck a blender
Go fuck a Blender by bibbidy bob October 26, 2008