Shop Zombie

The annoying people who wander around shops, dazed, stupid and going in no particular direction. Often found in groups of aisle salmon.

Shop Zombies are particularly prone to stepping out in front of you in a supermarket or standing in front of what you want to look at.
I couldn't find what I wanted, a shop zombie was standing in front of the display.
by Fussganger May 04, 2009
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Zombie drug

A Drug turns you into a zombie. how fun does that sound?
Zombie:erghhhhhh
Guy: You took the zombie drug hm?
Zombie: I guess so.
by kEVINHAERT December 08, 2017
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Slam Zombie

A female who is almost completely brain dead and is often used for they're body without caring or in most cases even realizing it. They are often spoiled, ditsy daddy's girls who are accustomed to not having to to think or avid party/club girls who have drank/done so many hard drugs that they have no personality or substance left.

Slam zombies are almost always physically attractive.
Friend 1: "Dude, I banged Casey last night. It wasn't even hard. In fact, she I don't even think she remembers."

Friend 2: "You act like that's impressive. She's full on Slam Zombie."
by hdag September 11, 2011
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Michael Zombie

A internet Celeberity who's real name is "Michael Pittman" He gained fame from the hit site "Vampire freaks" and then led on to Facebook and Site model. He's known for his attitude and style (Which is very goth like). He got the last name "Zombie" after owning over 700 fan pages of the rock star legend "Rob Zombie".
"I'm very weird actually, I freak myself out sometimes, it's quite beautiful" -Michael Zombie.
by Ilovehorrorfilms. October 31, 2011
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zombie dancin

a two person or group event
parachute (crush up pill in fine powder then wrap in small amount of toilet paper taken like a pill) 1-2 pressed pill(s) of ecstasy OR 1-2 capsule(s) of Molly (pure MDMA)
2 mg calaudipin dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl of Nugs (Marijuana)

2 bars xanax (4 mg) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
smoke a bowl o Hash
2 hydrocone (10/500) dropped in a shot of goldschlagger
for girls 1 line of cocaine off a 6 inch penis or larger that matches the size of the penis, no being a pussy girls!!!
for boys one fat line off a titty or ass.
proceed to mix a small amount of cocaine in a little bit of personal lubricant rub onto penis, and fuck like stoned animals

can continue to drink and blow lines pop x eat pills at your own discretion...

this has been done but do not attempt unless you know your limits.

and a tip from the wise make sure the people in on it are clean or use condoms.
lets get down on some zombie dancin tonight
by KANSAShippezombie May 01, 2011
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Zombie toke

Feds pulling up so you gotta smoke the whole zoobie in one pull cos you a cat.
Damn homie the feds be pulling up.

Oh shit then let me zombie toke this bitch
by Zombiemode420 October 18, 2018
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Zombie Stick

A blunt dipped in Formaldehyde. Produces major psychedelic effects. Very rare
Last night Jay and I did a zombie stick, I thought I saw flying turtles trying to eat my cat.
by Jerkymcstupid August 11, 2010
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