Sacramento bow tie

When you tie your tail to your micro penis
Things were going well until I couldn't untangle his Sacramento bow tie
by Teflon71 June 24, 2017
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tie a yellow gibbon

As in, spraying a gibbon yellow and awaiting your lovers return, really meaning a golden shower for your long awaited. A play on Tie a yellow ribbon to the old oak tree, song, of man returning and wondering if he love wants him back, as will be indicated by yellow ribbons tied to the old oak tree.
'Are you coming home soon? if I'm in I'll tie a yellow gibbon to the old oak tree.'
by Mimilu January 04, 2018
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Tie-Dye Tan

Being very tan on some parts of your body while being very pale in others, and in between the two extremes on other parts. Usually comes with multiple modest tan lines
Jan: Woah, I was out camping all week and my clothes gave me a total tie-dye tan.

Heather: You're right! look how dark your arms are, and your stomach is still pasty!

Jan: And my legs are sort of tan
by zzzzbeachbumzzzz July 07, 2010
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blue collar tie

The overgrowth of facial hair on a man's neck. the unkempt, rugged look often seen on blue collar workers.
Butch was turned away from the gala because his blue collar tie was unacceptable.
by WiffleKing April 04, 2010
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cuban neck tie

Another way to say a slit throat, alluding to the belief that Cubans commonly cut throats.
"Holy shit, Emily! Did you hear about how Marty messed up with those two vatos and they gave him a cuban neck tie? Das fucked up!"
by martinBeezy June 06, 2006
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tieing my shoe

A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.

Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.

Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.
Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"

Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."
by Jes Disaster March 17, 2006
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Bolivian Bow-tie

The act of cutting a hole through a mans throat, cutting his penis and balls of and then placing them through the hole in his throat.
Holy crap! This dude is totally pissing me off! I should give him a bolivian bow-tie!
by That One Person Over There November 21, 2009
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