Phylogeny bitch that will mess w ur emotions and when she gets a boyfriend she’ll definitely choose him over you she’s ugly af if her last name is Johnson RUN
by zbf💞 July 17, 2019
Get the Mariahmug. I'm in love with Mariah
by Arandomniggerwithaglock. November 22, 2021
Get the Mariahmug. A Mariah Lynne is my swift. :D she is a b.e.a.utiful mother ducker who is my sister &+ wife. (Swift) I love her to death, although, we really don't chill that muchhh. :(( But when we do, it's like we hung out the day before. She has gorgeeouss bluuuee eyess and is a tan, skinny bitchh wiff a belly button ring, and a nosee ring tooo. All the d00ds wanna fudge herr, but she don't lett 'eem. :) we gots so0o much in commonn, anndd yourr mann will wanna fuuckk mariahh soo hardd that his dick CUMS out her bum :D tehehheeheh.
I'm a narstyy girl. :P
I'm a narstyy girl. :P
by Nigggggggggggggggggggggggggggg July 16, 2010
Get the Mariah Lynnemug. by MeisnotBjdoobooer February 15, 2023
Get the Mariah Iardellamug. An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
by ScreamyFrog November 8, 2020
Get the Mariah Careymug. 
by Fartmaster27 September 1, 2022
Get the Mariah Janemug.