Lana Sparks is the most talented musician singer songwriter in Seattle. She is madly inlove with her husband Cylis Deluna. Don’t fuck with her. She slays on stage and is fucking beautiful. She’s the Queen of this town.
Lana Sparks is a bad ass mother fucker
by Inspire555 August 02, 2022
by Pan krigla December 29, 2024
Colette: "whoa, those people are so cool.. who are they?"
Person 1: "Well they're not fake so they must be Alani and Lana."
Person 1: "Well they're not fake so they must be Alani and Lana."
by foosball toilet November 21, 2023
by Purple Nerd Creature July 27, 2023
Lana: Hey Conna, it's me Lana Rhodes. Can you help me get out of the washing machine?
Conna: Sure, let me come help!
Conna: Sure, let me come help!
by Nived Yllek >:) September 20, 2022
A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
by DiorK February 26, 2021
lana cult is the trending cult of the previous Lana cult during 2020-21 Tiktok, the Lana cult is now trending again. their profile pictures consist of Lana del rey in front of the USA flag.
"i cant believe how much people just followed me on tiktok when i joined the lana cult!"
"lana cult is so much better than ghost face smh"
"lana cult is so much better than ghost face smh"
by Stgkopljxsaarwqeruoppjgaazxnm August 28, 2023