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Kevin

A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.
(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"
by Autistic ginger April 8, 2020
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Kevin

Someone who doesn't have enough brain cells to know where he/she is on the political compass.
So you believe everything you hear? You're such a Kevin.
He's a kevin, he needs a tutor for everything.
by MrWiseGuy02 October 25, 2020
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Kevin

A kid who suffers from negative IQ and struggles in games. He is commonly known to be a bot in Fortnite and any other games. He is also a big retard.
Kevin is a bot.
by Bots123 May 7, 2019
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Kevin

A Kevin is a german slang term for someone very stupid. They are usually pretty clumsy and don’t get anything at all.
I didn’t know dogs were mammals”
Of course, you Kevin!”
by theswoonspoon June 2, 2019
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Kevin

Karen’s Husband. same thing as Karen
Why are u such a Kevin
by L1@1235 July 21, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is a successful person with sports and is a loyal friend to everyone and in terms kevin may be god's idiot the perfect idiot god pefers
Kevin scored a goal for his girlfriend last night
by Tim Jackson May 18, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is just a good name females like . If your name is Kevin and you don’t bag bitches then change your name ASAP
Damn nigga , kevin just bag your bitch . I mean we can’t say nothing . That nigga sexy eshit
by By yours truly, Diego November 21, 2021
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