a strong minded southern bell
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
whose idea of a perfect afternoon is
applying cake loads of drug store cosmetics to her face and going out for a walk on the Santa Monica beaches.
With the cold breeze rising up her pantie free legs and her double Ds strapped on good with a colorful hammock, which is also used in a dress like manner.
Because this is all left of her life after losing her teaching credential because her and her best friend would smoke out in
the back rooms of the science lab during teaching hours.
and her husband Eduardo a dirtty salvi leaving her with 8 kids and alotta debts after meeting a beautiful young puerto rican girl.
And the cosmetics surgeries haven't been helping because the
fault is iternal she needs to be happy with herself
she's depressed her family has rejected her existence for the fact that she has turned her back on their spiritual beliefs and instead of a traditional batmitzva she begged for a sweet sixteen and instead of ballet classes she asked for pole dancing classes, and later family rejection hit harder when she took up her carreer as a pornstar.
but at he end of the day her life is complete because
aslong as she has some fruit punch flavored kool aid and her best friend by her side nothing can go wrong.
they will walk the Santa Monica Beaches together
jobless,manless,and with long acrylic nails
but with their heads up high a joint in one hand and a 40 oz. in the other nothing can go wrong
john:damnn did you see that new movie jessica made
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
Juanito: OHH si si muyy caliente
john: shes yummy
by kalua nelson March 25, 2008
Get the jessicamug. A retarded hoe bag that nobody likes. Try’s to get with everyone’s boyfriend but fails because she is an ugly whore
by mycababy October 22, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. An over populated breed of trash panda that live in cum dumpsters. They are infested with many diseases and are not to be treated as house pets. Usually spotted in section 8 housing.
by Whittneycummings June 20, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. Jess is usually a bitch, she will leach onto you and make you feel like she is your best friend and then she will exploit all your secrets. Never trust a bitch named Jessica.
Girl 1: oh look it’s Jessica
Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice
Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that
Girl 2: no shit
Girl 2: oh that short ass bitch. Ewwww
Girl 1: she’s pretty nice
Girl 2: just wait till she’s done leaching on you
Girl 1: omg I can see that
Girl 2: no shit
by Bitch42069 July 27, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Jessica is a girl to ruin your life she is also a girl that thinks she is cool but she is not even Close she thinks she at a butt and boobs but she does not
by Bela October 30, 2017
Get the Jessicamug. 1. The alter ego of an extremely entitled person while channeling pure bitchiness at anyone and everything.
2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.
Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
2. The name of anyone being an angry bitch to any poor souls who happens to cross their path because nothing's good enough for them and they think it's the whole world's fault.
Synonyms: Ultra-bitch Super-cunt
Antonym: Canadians
Girl: "OMG! How dare they treat ME that way! Helllooooo!! I'm mother-fucking Jessica you wastoids! Why are you even alive?! Ew!"
Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Innocent bystander: "Daaamn, That girl's being a real Jessica! Let's get the fuck out of here!"
by BuBuKittyFuhk May 2, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. A little rat who keeps trashing you on everything you do. They insult you but then say sorry after. But they don't mean it. Sometimes they get really aggressive, they may pinch and slap but it's all in good fun. They're quite stylish and can pull off multiple looks. Has trouble being nice sometimes but if you catch them on a good day it's all good.
by lil il-fated October 7, 2017
Get the Jessicamug.