by Anthony Sargenitals April 7, 2008

Girl 1:Yea bitch when I see u i'ma fuck u up!
Girl 2:Trick u aint gon do shit, Fuckin phone gangster!
Girl 2:Trick u aint gon do shit, Fuckin phone gangster!
by Brianna Aka Hotter Goddess June 26, 2006

A gangster autograph is what you call it when you acquire several bullet holes in your car. From a gun toting pedestrian. One can recieve a gangster autograph for various reasons. Varying from because the person donesnt like how you look or because your the police. Most commonly police cars are the recievers of Gangster Autographs as when a police car is fired upon they like to show what there V8 engine is for. Which is geting the hell out of there real quick only to return 10 minutes latter with 50 cops to find that the shooter is long gone.
I gave that cop car a quick gangster autograph so my crew knows i keep it real.
Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.
I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
Some rich folks drove there brand new Hummer through the poor part of town to observer the locals in action. The locals were so pleased to have such lovely rich visters that they were all eager to put there gangster autograph on the new Hummer.
I gangster autographed that car for parking so far away from the curb.
by The Screw of Damnation January 20, 2006

when something is so incredibly ghetto fabulous that you can't simply refer to it as "gangster". It's like "gangster" to the Nth degree.
"Dang, homeboy is riding through Hillsboro with 22" wire wheels and whitewalls on that '78 Cut Supreme"
"Yeah, that shit is gangster as fuck"
"Yeah, that shit is gangster as fuck"
by Auditor David December 4, 2009

Twelve Step group based out of D-Town Texas thats primary purpose is to help true gangster ass thugs stop their true gangster ass thug ways.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF
GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)
1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings
THE TWELVE STEPS OF
GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)
1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings
I have to go to my Gangsters Anonymous Meeting at 3:30am.
Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean
Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean
by Gangster Anonymous July 30, 2014

by SinaBahrami December 31, 2014

Psychologically speaking, schizophrenia isn't real. (Pick up line)
Interesting
Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...
That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.
Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)
Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)
Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.
(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)
Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.
As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.
Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)
Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.
I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)
Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)
Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)
Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)
Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
Interesting
Anyways, wtf's up. I bet all of you randoms have been fucked up since childhood...
That was an ultimate catfish, the silence was golden.
Look, I just got initiated into every gang this year.(fuck 2020 bros)
Look what's the definition of Guirella Warfare backwards. (Obviously)
Can you imagine how I've pissed all the wrong people off? I was like fuck Schizophrenia bro.
(Are you starting to get Gangster Psychology?)
Cause Astrologically speaking I'm an Aries & I'm #1 bros.
As in: I come before thee, biblically speaking.
Side note: Did you know that a common modern day parable is a metaphor using an English narrative like a simile for similarity, Literally? (I have you fucked up if you don't know Native English, 'statistically the most common global language,' Theology & Psychology, scientifically speaking.)
Cause I'm a fucking Gangster bitch. & they all have me absolutely fucked up on that one, Anonymously.
I would update your processing if you don't know who Anonymous is btw. (Youtube that shit, fuck Google temporarily.)
Anyways, I just somehow know I produced massive incoming damage. (Next Level that shit.)
Anyways, as an example, I invented Gangster Psychology. I'm fucking Captain Anonymous very fucking obviously. (Incoming Damage)
Ultimate Cliffhanger. (End Narrative)
Ps: What's a Gangster Disciple?
Wtf <---(Ultimate Catphishing=Gangster Psychology'.)
by WreckingGirl December 1, 2020
