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bloody poofter

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic
Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing
by Massive Legend June 9, 2018
mugGet the bloody pooftermug.

A bloody pig

A tik toker who dies anything for likes
They would crash there mum's car and run over Billy the cat from next door. This is known as a bloody pig
by Robinsonmadness yt June 3, 2020
mugGet the A bloody pigmug.

Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack
Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!
by Derpknight May 1, 2016
mugGet the Bloody flapjackmug.

Bloody Wishbone

Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
by Krocodilespundee406 February 5, 2020
mugGet the Bloody Wishbonemug.

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
mugGet the Bloody Puddlemug.

The bloody sword

It's when you have sex with a girl, during her period. The point is your "hero/penis" will go into the cave, do what has to be done, and it will come out all bloody, like if you've killed a dragon.

It's a reference when the knight/hero is going into the cave with the sword to kill the dragon and comes out with a bloody sword.
"Yo bro, yesterday I went to get The bloody sword if you know what I'm sayin'."
by Brother Kludex April 5, 2019
mugGet the The bloody swordmug.

bloody elephant

A Bloody Elephant is formed on a man's penis and surrounding groin area when having sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle. After the act is finished, the man will have what would look like a bloody elephant on his thighs.
My girlfriend and I had sex in the dark and woke up to a surprise Bloody Elephant!
by JamesSolo September 4, 2018
mugGet the bloody elephantmug.

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