bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

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bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

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Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016

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Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.

Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.

by Krocodilespundee406 February 5, 2020

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Bloody Fantastic

expression of an extreme degree of amazement and admiration

That movie looks bloody fantastic.

by bigmikekipe February 7, 2018

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Bloody warrior

A man has sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her period, after proceeding to ejaculate in her. He pulls out, grabs his dick and squeezes all of the blood off. Then runs his hand down his face. Screaming "A warrior is born".

Yo bro, I'm feeling alpha as fuck today. Last night I ran my girls period blood down my face. Creating the mark of a "bloody warrior".

by Daddydamon94 June 26, 2019

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