Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass

Ewww that bitch is crunchy!

by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017

Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.

Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.

by elbeeay May 30, 2024

crunchy

eternal sadness :(

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"

by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021

Crunchie scrunchie

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it

“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”

by Uknowme November 11, 2019

Crunchy Nose

When someone is all in your business but doesn't want you in theirs....it's a rocky situation.....

Why are you worried about me, but you don't want me I'm your business, with yo crunchy nose.

by Puertoricanesss July 15, 2015

yummy crunchy green

Yummy crunchy green is a delicious dish that is most popular in northwestern Iowa. It's arguably the best food in Iowa, and maybe even globally.

Oh my god dude I love my mom's yummy crunchy green!
Ever since my grandma died, the yummy crunchy green hasn't tasted the same...

My grandma's yummy crunchy green won the contest

by LindaLouis June 7, 2025

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020”
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020