Zoomnesia

The diminished responsibility and accountability that occurs when business and other professional activities are conducted in a virtual setting. Zoomnesia is directly correlated to the number of persons in an online meeting.

Adam was sick of the Zoomnesia--colleagues acting like they'd hadn't heard what had been said or as if it was already taken care of. After every meeting, he had to do everything himself or send countless reminders.

by KittyinQueens January 15, 2021

Zoolanda

Zoolanda is an abbreviation. It was created out of a monkey because monkeys originate from the jungle however unfortunantly they have been captured in the zoo therefore this corresponds to the zoo in Zoolanda.

There are a lot of Zoolandas at the zoo.

by Meglanada August 12, 2021

credit zooming

At the end of a movie that is usually shown on USA network, SCI-FI or any other channel for that matter, where the upper or sometimes lower screen(usually where the credits run), are so damn tiny that it makes no sense to even show them.

The other day I was watching Wayne's World on USA and when they ran the credits, they were credit zooming because you couldn't even make out who was in the movie. Ya know, who played who?

by Ray McGlyn August 4, 2007

Zoolander

The most ridiculously funny movie ever made. You know its stupid when people start dying in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos, but stupid in the best possible way imaginable.

I think I got the black lung pop!

Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre, theyre all the same face. Doesnt anyone else notice this, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here! I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECKTIE! I INVENTED IT! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DEREK?

by transatlanticism October 10, 2004

zoomar

Zoomar is a sport that has lasted through the centuries and survived countless global disasters. The ancient Zoomarian texts define zoomar (Latin for "natural") as man's connection to the world around him.

Zoomar involves the practicing of various movements, the majority of which are based on animals. Its practitioners, zoomari, engage in zoomar with the goal of becoming one with the spirits of their fellow creatures.

It has, however, had its fair share of imitators, including mockery sports such as parkour (which was actually developed thousands of years after the rise of zoomar).

-Malcolm: Why is Nabil running in front of that car and moving like a cougar? Is that like parkour?

-Abdulla: Dude, that's called zoomar! Its way more advanced. What Nabil is doing is called the cougar movement. Only the most skilled zoomari in the world can learn such a technique!

-Malcolm: That's awesome! I'll go tell Cascone about this so that we can both become zoomari! Parkour is so lame compared to this! Anybody who practices parkour is a cracka jack!

by The Zoomarizer February 15, 2008

zooming

The euphoric, exhilarating feeling experienced after the ingestion of conventional analgesic medication (i.e. Percocet, OxyContin, etc.).

Yo man, I just stole an oxy 80 mg from my parents. i'm fucking zooming man...

by amnadryk June 26, 2009

Pulling a Zoolander

when someone continues to pull the exact same face in every photograph taken of them, like the character Derek Zoolander.

Pulling a zoolander means every inch of the expression is the same in five or more photographs, similar to Vanessa Hudgens when she tries to pout.

You've pulled the same face in about 5 photographs! Stop pulling a Zoolander.

by RandomRobskii January 19, 2010