Zhongli

1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick

2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock

5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆

Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa

by MyDadsoannoying February 1, 2022

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hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.

"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line

by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022

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A big dick fellow with a giant ass

Uses big stick to fight enemies

Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny

by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 23, 2022

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An archon with a big ass penis.

I want to fuck Zhongli.

by Emmett August 6, 2021

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The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.

"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."

by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021

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