Zhongli 

hot geo dilf daddy please come home. please. very sexy man moans
very dilf, very hot, very sexy, very attractive, perfect in every way and has the most juiciest ass in genshin history. geo daddy. im on my knees. anyways.

"Lila: dude, zhongli is so hot
Sen: oh you have no fucking idea how much i thirst for him get in line

Zhongli by zhonglisorder July 27, 2022

Zhongli 

A big dick fellow with a giant ass

Uses big stick to fight enemies

Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny

Zhongli by Zhongli'spersonalfleshlight March 23, 2022

Zhongli 

An archon with a big ass penis.

I want to fuck Zhongli.

Zhongli by Emmett August 6, 2021

Zhongli 

The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.

"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."

Zhongli by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021

Zhongli 

A grandpa who somehow has a fatter ass than half of the men in Genshin Impact. Even straight men simp for him.

zhongli? you mean that old guy with the badonkadonk?

Zhongli by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022

Zhongli 

Also known as Geo daddy

Zhongli: *exists*
Simps: "Geo daddy~ "

Zhongli by J•a•x February 20, 2022

Zhongli 

A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.

Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass

Zhongli by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021