Holy moly i Don't even know how to explain how hot this man is
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
First of all daddy- i mean Zhongli is the hottest archon existing like holy moly
Zhongli is a character in gayshin impact that never came home to me sadly
Most Zhongli simps are either horny as fuck or okay
This man is broke and he has a sugar daddy called Tartaglia (childe or ajax) but omfg he's also hot
Back to Zhongli he's an archon, a geo (rock) archon he makes my non-existing d!ck hard like omg
Over all Zhongli is so fucking hot
Summoning ritual for geo daddy
Have mora.
Person 1: have you heard about that geo character in genshin impact? He's so hot as fuck
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
Person 2: you mean Zhongli? Omg that man got me screaming without the s
by miugetitig November 23, 2021
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he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
he also gives big dick energy and probably has a horse cock and the sexiest archon other than raiden shogun.
by Geo daddy 🤤🤤🤤 November 24, 2021
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The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.
by #1 Zhongli Lover November 20, 2021
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by zhonglis left ass November 30, 2022
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