your mom's face

A combination when the the insults 'your face' and 'your mom' become 'your mom's face'

Obviously your mom's face is ugly, and it is hurtful of this person to bring it up.

Alex: I just saw a really ugly dog
Gary: Yeah, I bet it looked like your face!
Alex: No way man, it looked like your mom!
Gary: YOUR MOM'S FACE!!!
Alex: *runs off crying*

your mom's face by AliceJones__ July 3, 2010

your mom's sweet asshole 

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.

1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

your mom's sweet asshole by dirty sanchez October 11, 2004

your mom's car 

an insult infinitely superior to "your mom"

Person: Your mom!

You: Your mom's car!

Person: Oooooo! That hurts! You win this round...

your mom's car by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

Your mom's pie 

An insult of such incredible, nonsensical idiocy that it's normally used as a barb for the beginning of a larger, meaner insult. It normally leads to Your mom's face, then Your mom, and so on and so forth.

"Hey, your mom's pie, wooooo!"

Your mom's pie by Colton-Fro-Johnny July 30, 2008

Your Mom's a Plane

A witty remark used as a rebuttal when a short kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane." Indicates that the person's mom is a plane.

A kid says "Look at me, I'm a plane!" You say " Your Mom's a Plane "

Your Mom's a Plane by Snicker Tits January 22, 2009

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity 

an ultimate dis that if used can make an unsuspecting person instantly cry. If done at the right moment it can even make the person commit suicide

Person one: "Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity"
Person two: "NOOOO!" *he starts to cry and then shoots himself in the head*

Your mom's done old school hard core yo-jiggity by Shin'ai April 21, 2005

Your Mom's vagina

One Explorer. No Survivors..

dude who fucked your mom's vagina to get you here?

No clue man.....

Your Mom's vagina by mystery man 5 March 13, 2011