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Getting Your Balls Wet

A descriptive term for having intercourse with a lady; supposedly because of bodily fluids.
"Are you getting your balls wet tonight?"

"He bare got his balls wet in your bird last week"
by ConcreteHorizon August 30, 2006
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drop your balls

means to man up and go for it. Get some pluck and smoke a joint, fuck a bitch, anything really.
Okay, Jake, you'll be fine. Why don't you drop your balls and go shit-and-run that house?
by CrazerDaiser595 November 23, 2010
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Put your balls in your pocket

1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.

2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.
Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.

Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...



Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?

Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.
by Yay! Pseudonym! June 25, 2008
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shut your balls

1. Shut up
2. The act of shutting off one's genitals from the general public
Person 1: It would be most opportune for you to shut your balls at this juncture.
Person 2: Indubitably
Person 1: Pip pip tally ho
Person 2: Touche
by The A Group January 31, 2007
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Who's bitting your balls

Said to someone who is moody and bitchy who snaps and rages out for no apparent reason.

Also said as "who bit your balls"
Bryan: Those are some dank ass shoes bro

Jamal: Fuck off

Bryan: Shit, who's bitting your balls

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Bryan: What up

Jamal: Don't fuckin talk to me

Bryan: Woah who bit your balls
by *BMK* June 28, 2009
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Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon

(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed

Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"

Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."

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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."

Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
by TastesLikeLemons57 February 24, 2011
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Pull Your Balls Out of Your Purse

Stop being such a pussy, and do it!
I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
by bring me the whorizon March 30, 2008
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