The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
I wish you were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007
mugGet the i wish you were a derivativemug.

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
mugGet the i wish you were a horsemug.
An exclamation made by Egyptian captains in the Medieval II: Total War Series.
by Porkenstein October 12, 2008
mugGet the Yalla! My sultan wishes you dead!mug.

I wish you were gay

Something your ex says when she can't accept the fact that she wasn't cute enough for you to sleep with
I wish you were gay that way I would know it wasn't me, but it was you
by The Hardest Pill To Swallow March 24, 2019
mugGet the I wish you were gaymug.

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